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		<title>Insult You Shirt</title>
		<link>http://shirts-funny.net/2009/09/12/insult-you-shirt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 18:27:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Zannucci</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Funny Sayings Shirt:  "The last thing I want to do is insult you, but it is on the list."]]></description>
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		<title>Here I Am!</title>
		<link>http://shirts-funny.net/2009/09/10/here-i-am/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 00:59:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Zannucci</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Funny Sayings Shirt:  "Here I am!  What were your other two wishes?"]]></description>
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Funny Sayings Shirt:  &#8220;Here I am!  What were your other two wishes?&#8221;  Yep, I can pull that one off ; )</p>
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		<title>Honey Lesbians</title>
		<link>http://shirts-funny.net/2009/09/08/honey-lesbians/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 17:48:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Zannucci</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Funny Sayings Shirt:  "Well, dip me in honey and toss me to the lesbians."  Please, oh, please, anything but that.  Click on the graphic to see the color and style options.  Shirt colors may be changed once a shirt style has been selected.]]></description>
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		<title>Hard Work Kills</title>
		<link>http://shirts-funny.net/2009/09/08/hard-work-kills/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 13:21:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Zannucci</dc:creator>
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		<title>Freaking Genius</title>
		<link>http://shirts-funny.net/2009/09/02/freaking-genius/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 23:50:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Zannucci</dc:creator>
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		<title>Cholesterol Shirt</title>
		<link>http://shirts-funny.net/2009/09/02/cholesterol-shirt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 23:36:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Zannucci</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Funny Sayings Shirt:  "I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol."  This is somewhat comforting.  So long as you speed, binge drink and engage in elicit activities, you can mark cholesterol off your "things to worry about" list.]]></description>
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Funny Sayings Shirt:  &#8220;I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.&#8221;  This is somewhat comforting.  So long as you speed, binge drink and engage in elicit activities, you can mark cholesterol off your &#8220;things to worry about&#8221; list.</p>
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		<title>Depression Shirt</title>
		<link>http://shirts-funny.net/2009/09/02/depression-shirt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 18:36:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Zannucci</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Funny Sayings Shirt:  "Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm."  It's just so hard to remember that in a straight-jacket.]]></description>
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		<title>Village Idiot Shirt</title>
		<link>http://shirts-funny.net/2009/08/24/village-idiot-shirt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 18:01:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Zannucci</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Funny Sayings Shirts:  "Your village called.  Their idiot is missing."  I have to admit, this is one of my favorite all-time tee shirt sayings.]]></description>
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		<title>Lord Lottery</title>
		<link>http://shirts-funny.net/2009/08/22/lord-lottery/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 19:42:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Zannucci</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Funny Sayings Shirt: As usual, I didn't win the PowerBall, but I've figured out the problem.  And so I offer this shirt: Dear Lord, all I ask is for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't make me a bad person.]]></description>
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Funny Sayings Shirt:  As usual, I didn&#8217;t win the PowerBall, but I&#8217;ve figured out the problem.  And so I offer this shirt: Dear Lord, all I ask is for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won&#8217;t make me a bad person. <br/></p>
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		<title>Blue Lifeguard</title>
		<link>http://shirts-funny.net/2009/08/19/blue-lifeguard/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 17:05:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Zannucci</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Funny Sayings Shirt:  That's really a shame.  If not for that stupid blue kid, I'd still be living it up with my beach job...]]></description>
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