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Beans for Breakfast

Paul Zannucci — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 19:47:30 +0000

Adult Sizes from $11.99

Description
Fart Shirt, text on back: I know what you are thinking. You are afraid that you don’t have the class or pedigree to pull this shirt off. Just say, when people ask, that you won a $500 Nordstrom gift certificate and that you used it, plus your latest payday, to buy this shirt. Your friends will be in awe, and it will be our little secret.
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Free Breast Exams

Paul Zannucci — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 14:30:49 +0000

Adult Sizes from $13.99

Description
Woo-hoo! A new boob shirt! The important thing here is your dedication to community service. Volunteering your precious time is something that most people just won’t do. Not only are you willing to take the task in hand, but you are someone who is ready, at the drop of a hat, to put down the mundane tasks of the day and perform sensitive medical procedures on needy boobs.
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Staff: Portable Poop

Paul Zannucci — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 14:28:40 +0000

Adult Sizes from $13.99

Description
Let everyone know you are on the staff of a prestigious organization, Portable Poop Logistics.
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Black and White Test

Paul Zannucci — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:10:10 +0000

Starting at $14.99

Description
Funny Tee Shirt: Black and white test pattern with instructions that this is not a real tee shirt, but only a test. Had it been a real tee shirt, it would have had a message. They design is blocked and on the front. Different colors can be selected, but since the text is in black, we recommend lighter colors.
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Smiley Shirt

Paul Zannucci — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:07:01 +0000

Adult Sizes from $13.99

Description
Funny Tee Shirt: Our cute, tongue-wagging smiley shirt.
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Optical Breast Exam

Paul Zannucci — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 03:00:01 +0000

Adult Sizes from $14.99

Description
A good boob…er…nature watching shirt and also a public service if you really think about it. “Congratulations! You’ve just received an optical breast exam. You’re fine.”
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Funny Sayings Shirt

Paul Zannucci — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 01:12:11 +0000

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Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap. Ain’t that the truth?

Buns of Cinnamon

Paul Zannucci — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 20:36:54 +0000

Hey, I don’t want buns of steel. I want buns of cinnamon. Actually, I’d rather have both, but since cinnamon buns aren’t a part of anything other than the fantasy diet, I’ll have to settle for the buns of cinnamon. This shirt is both funny and yummy and will cruelly cause all the dieters around you to crash and burn. Get it in a sweatshirt and wear it right after New Year.

Ignorance is Bliss

Paul Zannucci — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 19:26:06 +0000

Adult Sizes from $11.99

Description
Funny Sayings/Smarmy Shirt: If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic. Nothing personal, of course. As they say, I’m just trying to be honest and helpful. You can be honest and helpful, too, by purchasing this shirt.

Got Melons?

tbascom — Tue, 19 May 2009 01:02:13 +0000

Well…do you?

Make a statment of the obvious.